I’m sure I’ll have many additions to this “How Not To” category. Here’s a prime example of How Not To dress on the golf course:
I really don’t recommend wearing “wife beater” shirts on the golf course. But if you do, make sure you have tattoos on your arms. The best tattoos I’ve found for this application are the ones which go around your biceps and look like barbed wire.
I’m really enjoying the new HOG “How Not To” category. I’ve got lots of material.
This photo was taken in Atlanta by yours truly the day after the Tuesday practice round at this year’s Masters. My best pal Al had been admiring some of the Georgia peache’s blue dresses in the gallery at the Masters so I snapped this grand finale for him.
This pic is yet another Georgia peach, showing us how not to wear a short blue dress (and carry the remainder of lunch as well).
Memorial Tournament
PGA TOUR
Thursday 6/3 3:00 PM – 6:00 PM ET GOLF
Friday 6/4 3:00 PM – 6:00 PM ET GOLF
Saturday 6/5 12:30 PM – 2:30 PM ET GOLF
Saturday 6/5 3:00 PM – 6:00 PM ET CBS
Sunday 6/6 11:00 AM – 1:00 PM ET GOLF
Sunday 6/6 1:30 PM – 6:00 PM ET CBS
LPGA State Farm Classic
LPGA Tour
Thursday 6/10 6:30 PM – 8:30 PM ET GOLF
Friday 6/11 6:30 PM – 8:30 PM ET GOLF
Saturday 6/12 6:30 PM – 9:30 PM ET GOLF
Sunday 6/13 7:00 PM – 9:30 PM ET GOLF
Celtic Manor Wales Open
European Tour
Thursday 6/3 10:30 AM – 12:30 PM ET GOLF
Friday 6/4 10:30 AM – 12:30 PM ET GOLF
Saturday 6/5 9:00 AM – 12:00 PM ET GOLF
Sunday 6/6 4:00 PM – 6:00 PM ET GOLF
Principal Charity Classic
Champions Tour
Friday 6/4 6:30 PM – 8:30 PM ET GOLF
Saturday 6/5 6:30 PM – 9:30 PM ET GOLF
Sunday 6/6 7:00 PM – 9:30 PM ET GOLF
Melwood Prince George’s County Open
Nationwide Tour
Thursday 6/3 12:30 PM – 2:30 PM ET GOLF
Friday 6/4 12:30 PM – 2:30 PM ET GOLF
Saturday 6/5 2:30 PM – 5:00 PM ET GOLF
Sunday 6/6 1:30 PM – 4:00 PM ET GOLF
Golf… There isn’t a sport anywhere in our solar system which has more gadgets and accessories. With Father’s Day coming up I thought I’d better mention the Belt Caddy by GolfTools as a possible Father’s Day Golf Gift.
The Belt Caddy is an accessory which attaches to the golfer’s belt and can hold two golf balls, two tees, the Belt Caddy divot tool (with included ball marker) and also has a velcro tab for attaching a golf glove. The glove can air dry while hanging from the player’s belt.
On The Course
It is hard to go into a 2000 word description of a basic accessory like this. That being said, I tried out the Belt Caddy and found it to work well and no problems with the functionality of the unit. I don’t wear a glove so I didn’t utilize the glove tab.
Yes, this dude below could be a lesson on “how not to dress on the golf course,” but he’s got incorrect golf bag carrying nailed. Below are two images of how not to carry a golf bag. Please do NOT carry a golf bag like this. You’ll look like a bonehead.