Great weather in Scotland

Written by: Tony Korologos | Friday, July 17th, 2009
Categories: European Tour • PGA Tour • Tiger Woods
Tags: (British) Open Championship

We have a saying in my group of golf buddies when it is cold, windy and rainy.

“This would be great weather in Scotland.”

The rain has hit. The players are playing in rain gear. Which ones are the best mudders? Currently Steve Marino is on top at -5.

Yesterday’s leader Jimenez is in the house already at -3, dropping three shots. Tom Watson has also dropped three shots so far and is on the 11th hole. He still looks good.

The other “TW,” Tiger Woods, is still at +1 and not doing much of anything.

I’ve been looking at Lee Westwood’s swing trying to figure out what it looks like. Then it dawned on me. It is exactly the same as Natalie Gulbis’ swing. He has that same strange dip just following impact.

Tom Watson & Tiger Woods, which one shoots 65 and which one shoots 71 today?

Written by: Tony Korologos | Thursday, July 16th, 2009
Categories: European Tour • PGA Tour • Tiger Woods
Tags: (British) Open Championship • Tiger Woods • Tom Watson

Wow I almost spilled my coffee, then I got goose bumps. Tom Watson shot a 65 today in the first round of the British (sorry I’m American) Open. Tiger Woods? 71. Wow.

I need to refill my coffee now.. then I’m off to play golf. My DVR is working and I’ll try to watch the rest of the round this afternoon.

Facebook hits 250,000,000 members, Janet’s kids farts smell like french dip sandwiches, and I joined the “water” fan club.

Written by: Tony Korologos | Wednesday, July 15th, 2009
Categories: Miscellaneous
Tags: facebook

Big news! Facebook has reached a quarter billion members! Read this news article for details.

What they fail to mention are other milestones and resources of facebook.

Stupid facebook applications

Facebook now has 230 gabillion stupid ass applications to waste yours and your friends’ lives away, like figuring out what flavor of pizza you are, or if you were a flower what kind you’d be. How about having your friends fill out a poll to see what sit com comedian you’re most like? That’s a good one. I’m sure it would tell me I’m most like George Lopez and my music-a-like would be Kenny G. I had so much fun wasting my life away rating the different hair styles of Sarah Palin. Good times.

The all time best facebook applications have to be the “herpes wave,” “which serial killer am I?” and of course the popular “did we have sex?” one. Now you can pass on virtual herpes to your lovers with a simple mouse click.

Worthless fan pages

Facebook also now has reached 764 bagillion worthless fan pages. Join the rage and become a fan of all sorts of stupid things: Water, sunshine, summer, air, chocolate chip cookies, yelling at inanimate objects, lame bands, bad golf web sites. It is all there. I just joined the “water” fan club!

To prove a point I started a page for the clipping of my pinkie fingernail, which now has a fan club and tour dates booked.

Virtual causes

Oh how about joining a virtual cause to save the planet so you can feel good about yourself? Forget actually doing something. Joining a virtual cause is good enough isn’t it? You can impress all your stupid facebook friends by showing them you joined a virtual cause which does nothing. Forget the fact that you’re making facebook and its subsequent impact on the environment and carbon emissions even worse… Gag me.

Janet’s kids’ farts

Perhaps the most beautiful part of facebook is keeping track of old high school classmates I haven’t seen in 25 years. I just love the fact that “Janet” shared with a 384 of her closest friends that her son’s farts “smell like french dip sandwiches.” Lovely.

British Open TV schedule – Set your DVR!

Written by: Tony Korologos | Wednesday, July 15th, 2009
Categories: Champions Tour • European Tour • LPGA Tour • PGA Tour • Pro Golf • Tiger Woods • Web.com Tour
Tags: (British) Open Championship

138th British Open Golf Championship

Thursday 7/16

7:00 AM – 2:30 PM ET

TNT

Friday 7/17

7:00 AM – 2:30 PM ET

TNT

Saturday 7/18

7:00 AM – 9:00 AM ET

TNT

Saturday 7/18

9:00 AM – 2:30 PM ET

ABC

Sunday 7/19

6:00 AM – 8:00 AM ET

TNT

Sunday 7/19

8:00 AM – 1:30 PM ET

ABC

For PGA Tour, Nationwide, Champions Tour and LPGA TV info click “read more” link below:
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Anna Rawson is my friend on facebook now. Welcome to Fantasy Island.

Written by: Tony Korologos | Wednesday, July 15th, 2009
Categories: Golf Media • LPGA Tour • Miscellaneous
Tags: Anna Rawson • facebook

It is no new news that my favorite golf babe is NOT Natalie Gulbis or Paula Creamer. That prestigious distinction belongs to Anna Rawson. I’m happy, and amused that Anna is now my friend on facebook. Happy because, well, that is obvious. Amused by my own twisted mind and how it interprets certain facebook features, such as the “poke” feature as highlighted in the image to the right.