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Top 10 Reasons Which Have NO Bearing on Me Buying a Golf Driver

Written by: Tony Korologos | Saturday, January 14th, 2017
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Last night I was on Twitter for a minute. My time on social networks has dropped of late, which has been quite nice. Harry Arnett (SVP, Marketing & Brand Management at Callaway and Odyssey Golf) was arguing with someone from “My Golf Spy.”  The back and forth between these two has become quite childish and tiresome really.  The discussion went from Arnett saying MGS’s latest bragging (nooo, MGS brags? Never!) of unique visitors was a made up spreadsheet, and MGS hitting back with driver sales smack or some such nonsense. As I was falling asleep I was thinking of golf marketing, MGS, Arnett and how the sales numbers smack was supposed to hit Harry in the nuts, so to speak. At that point I realized just how little I care about golf marketing and how little, if at all, it has a bearing on what I will purchase. As the last sheep jumped over the fence the idea for today’s post hit me, top 10 reasons which have no bearing on me buying a driver.

Drumroll please…. The envelope.

#10 – It’s the “latest” model

With the insane product release cycles from TaylorMade and Callaway, your shiny new driver will be obsolete by the time you get to the top of your first backswing.  I don’t care if a driver is the latest model, last year’s model, or five years old. Because it is new doesn’t mean it is better.  Plus, I thought last years model, when it was the newest model, was the best driver eva!  Now it’s chopped liver.

#9 – It’s on Golf Digest’s or Golf Magazine’s hot list, or whichever soon to be out of business golf magazine’s hot list I never read

Maybe I’m weird, but I have never read any golf magazine’s hot list. Seriously. Year after year these hot lists come out and year after year golf companies use being on them for part of their marketing.  It’s all noise to me. “Ooooh did you see the hot list?”  Um, no. Let me guess, all 4-5 major companies’ drivers were on it for the 20th year in a row.

#8 – It has some weird hole in it with a window you can open up and put chewing gum inside

The driver has some nutty feature like a weird window in it which you can open up and put stuff inside. Great.

The New KINGPXGM1-MEGA Driver

This is supposed to make me deliver the club perfectly at impact.  Got it.  Pass thanks.

#7 – It’s the longest long double-long, longer, guaranteed, long LONG LOOOONG!

Did I mention this driver is the longest, ever? That’s quite a feat considering last year’s model was the longest long long, longer, long LONG LONG, distance, huge longer, massive, long.  What’s even more amazing is that last year’s long one is even longer than the super long massive long long LONG model from the year before that.   …and so on.

#6 – It has ‘x’ number of adjustments

Cool, this driver has 987,562 different ways it can be configured!  I’ve played many adjustable drivers.  I like the concept.  But once I adjust it that’s it.  I never change it again.   Nice to have adjustments, but I can easily adjust my own swing to a driver which has no adjustments but is setup properly.

#5 – It’s the #1 selling driver

Because a driver is the #1 selling driver doesn’t mean it is the best for me.  It means company ‘x’ has the biggest marketing budget.

#4 – It’s the #1 driver on Tour

Because a particular golf company has a large enough budget to endorse more Tour players than any other golf company doesn’t mean their driver is the best for me.

#3 – Kenny G plays it

The #1 kazoo player in the world plays this driver and so should you.  Seriously.  Kenny G or George Lopez or some “star” playing a driver will never be a reason for me to.  In fact, I’ll probably avoid playing any gear Kenny G uses to prevent “kazoo by association syndrome.”

#2 – PGA Tour player ‘so and so’ plays it

I do not have the same swing as Bubba Watson, Rory McIlory, Tiger Woods, Jason Day, or any other tour player.  Because Bubba or whoever is the longest driver in the world with a particular model doesn’t mean I’ll hit it longer.

#1 – My Golf Spy says to

Last but not least, no My Golf Spy driver contest has or will ever have any bearing on whether or not I will purchase a driver.  Maybe I’m missing something, but the only thing I notice in their marketing of these “unbiased tests” (LOL) is the whining and sniveling that Titleist or some other company “declined to participate.”   It’s like they’re trying to shame or embarrass that company into sending them clubs.  I’ve decided to have a “best bank” contest.   Whichever bank doesn’t send me cash “declined to participate” and will be shamed online.  Power to the bank customer!

Best reason to buy a driver?

Right before I went to sleep I hit the Instagram button on my phone by accident.  Then it hit me.  There she was, LPGA star Belen Mozo.  Whatever driver she plays is the one for me.

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2 responses to “Top 10 Reasons Which Have NO Bearing on Me Buying a Golf Driver”

  1. Fairway First says:

    Great article; The thing is, for most golfers ALL the reasons you listed re causing them to buy drivers!
    Really, the marketing behind drivers has just become ridiculous. As a golf equipment addict, I have four or five drivers sitting around, but not one is less than 2 years old, simply because the performance difference when testing isn’t there.

    If you know more or less what yo are looking for in terms of specs (shaft etc), you can find a great driver for a reasonable price.

    Paying 500 dollars for marketing is jut crazy.

    Mind you, I could be influenced to purchase whatever that young lady at then end of article is playing:)

    • Agree, especially on your last comment. For most amateur golfers I think the best option is probably in the used bin at their local golf shop, priced between $49-$99, last year’s model.