Golf and strippers…
Hmmm. My posts lately are very sexually oriented. I wonder why…. OK I know why. Never mind.
Yesterday, during a terrible round in a tournament I heard a very funny story.
The group I was playing in was to be a 4-some. I didn’t know any of the guys in the group. When we teed off the group was a 3-some. Later on in the round I found out why player #4 didn’t make it.
Player #3 was a buddy of player #4 and got the story on his cell phone. Apparently player #3 and #4 had been out late the night before at what my friends and I affectionately call “the ballet” (a strip club). Player #4 had apparently brought his girlfriend with him to the ballet. Now I’m not extremely dumb, but isn’t bringing your GF to a strip club like bringing a sack lunch to a buffet?
During the course of the night player #4 got into a fight with his girlfriend. Gee I wonder why. His girlfriend leaves and he meets a new girlfriend.
When girlfriend #1 finds out that player #4 went home with someone else, she took his golf clubs and threw them in a dumpster somewhere. Player #4 couldn’t play because he had no clubs.
Moral to the story
If you’re going to sleep around on your wife/girlfriend, make sure your clubs are in a safe place.
Stay tuned for part two of my story about yesterday: The “Pipe” putter is now The ” ” putter.
More idiots…
I’m on a photo rant right now…
Put your damn shirt on
Where the hell is the marshall?
BTW: Nice reverse pivot. I love how all the weight is on the back foot.
BTW: Nice reverse pivot. I love how all the weight is on the back foot.
Greg Norman is ending his 27 year marriage
The Shark is getting a divorce. Details here.
Maybe that’s why he sold the yacht a while ago…
Should cheaters get a 2nd chance?
In a previous post I talked about about sandbaggers (a nice word for cheaters) in state tournaments. Today I’m playing a practice round in preparation for a tournament tomorrow in one of the 3 men’s clubs I’m in.
I found out that a guy who was kicked out of the club for cheating is now back in the club. I’m disappointed in the board for letting this guy back in. He’s been busted cheating on many occasions, one which got him a $450 random skin in the club. It seems he used a “foot wedge” on a hole and wrote himself down for an eagle. Someone saw him do it and he was kicked out of the club two years ago.
I played with this guy once and he’d obviously knocked a ball OB on #12. My friend and I turn around and all the sudden he finds his ball by the green with a really nice lie in the rough. That ball wasn’t there before.
Sad thing is this guy is a +2 handicap and should be able to beat just about anyone without cheating.
So my question (and poll question too) is:
Should cheaters get a 2nd chance?
My opinion: Once a cheat, always a cheat. NO
« Previous 1 … 1,034 1,035 1,036 1,037 1,038 … 1,165 Next »
