Checking the Progress of the New Top Golf Utah

Written by: Tony Korologos | Tuesday, January 26th, 2016
Categories: Boneheads

I do a lot of my grocery shopping at a specific store which has some great deals.  I haven’t been there for a while but stopped by yesterday for two heads of lettuce, some ranch dip, sour cream, coffee creamer, one cucumber, a green pepper, and two boxes of Uncle Ben’s rice.  (Just seeing if you are paying attention…)

Next to the store is a huge new net which I’ve seen for the first time.  It could only be one thing, the new Top Golf Utah.

Top Golf Utah

No animals were harmed and no property violated during the taking of this photo…

I drove into the parking lot and got my phone out to take a picture.  I had to drive to the end of the lot to get a wide shot, some 150-200 yards from the main building.  I know distances like that because, well, I’m a golfer.  At that point a macho construction worker came up to my car and asked “what are you doing?”  I said, “taking a picture.”  He then responded with class, “no you’re not.  You’re trespassing.  You can’t take a picture.”

So I drove a few feet to the street, got my phone out, and took a picture while not trespassing.  Thanks douche.  I’m only posting the photo for hundreds of thousands of visitors to see…

Anyway, looks like the Top Golf is coming along.  I’m still not sure how it will make money in the Utah environment however.

Hopefully when it opens they’ll let me in the parking lot and perhaps even shoot a picture with a cell phone camera.  I know, I know. It’s a lot to ask.

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