I’ve had a ban on the words “Michelle Wie” going for some time. I promised not to mention her name and provide more media hype for someone who hadn’t won so much as a game of tic-tac-toe yet. That ban is now lifted, following Wie’s Q-School top 20 finish which got her a 2009 LPGA Tour card.
Now Michelle has to take some new steps. She needs new management (which won’t happen). She needs to go to her English language classes at Stanford and learn now to form a sentence without the word “like” in it. Before she plays with the men, or mentions something ridiculous like saying she wants to play in the Ryder Cup or The Masters, she needs to win an LPGA tournament… like.