Man, I decided to go golfing yesterday and DVR the TPC Sawgrass final round. I should have known I shouldn’t have been there when they paired me up with a male and female who were not only both 30+ handicappers, they were both left handed. Needless to say it was a long and frustrating day on the course. Little did I know I’d miss a ton of fireworks from the TPC. Tiger withdrew. Lee Westwood gave away another tournament, and…
Hot blond announcer Win McMurry of Golf Channel had possibly one of, if not the best Freudian slips of all time when she was taking about Tiger Woods’ withdrawal from the Players Championship due to neck pain.
“[Woods] says he’s been playing with a bad neck for about a month and thinks it could be a bulging dick.”
She quickly caught her slip and clarified that it was a bulging “disk” in his neck, not a bulging part of the male anatomy… Too late. The cat is out of the bag.
That’s a big “DOH!”
I’m doing some work and found a couple of great puns related to Longaberger Golf Club in Nashport, OH.
The GM of Longaberger’s name is “Bob Green.” Get it?
And the address of the course is:
One Long Drive
Nashport, OH
“One Long Drive”??!?! Classic. Love it.
I’m watching the first round of the Players Championship at the famous TPC Sawgrass Stadium course today. I’m half in and out of golf consciousness when I thought I saw a golfer wearing a little lady’s black backpack with thin straps. You know, the kind you see in a New York department store or something.
The player was Francesco Molinari and I swear it looked like he was wearing a backpack. We’ll call this shirt the “Nike Backpack Shirt.”
Some of today’s shirt designs are cool. Some work. This one? Not so much.
THE PLAYERS
PGA TOUR
Thursday 5/6 1:00 PM – 7:00 PM ET GOLF
Friday 5/7 9:00 PM – 12:00 AM ET GOLF
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Sunday 5/9 2:00 PM – 7:00 PM ET NBC
BMW Italian Open
European Tour
Thursday 5/6 9:30 AM – 11:00 AM ET GOLF
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Mississippi Gulf Resort Classic
Champions Tour
Friday 4/30 6:30 PM – 8:30 PM ET GOLF
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