Bonehead of the Week – One Golf Club Can Knock Off 18 Shots Per Round!

Written by: Tony Korologos | Saturday, February 24th, 2018
Categories: Boneheads

This is incredible! Imagine a golf club that knocks a shot off of EVERY hole!  EVERY HOLE! I just found one on an advertisement

All this for only $99?  That’s a steal. I figure I play around 1500 holes per year.  That’s 1500 shots knocked off!

“The C3i is such an easy club to hit to the green in all situations.” ~testimonial

The club is “easy to hit to the green in all situations.”  ALL SITUATIONS!  That would include some of the following:

  • Ball behind tree
  • Ball embedded in bunker
  • Ball in lake
  • Ball in river
  • Ball in bird’s nest 212 feet above the ground
  • Lost ball
  • Ball out of bounds
  • Ball in 4th stall of ladies restroom in the clubhouse
  • Ball on tee, on 678 yard par-5
  • Ball stolen by eagle who flies it 6 miles from the course
  • Ball lodged in a glacier in Antarctica
  • Ball on Mars
  • Ball on Jupiter
  • Ball sitting on asteroid traveling from the Milky Way to another galaxy

I could go on, but why should I? I’m wasting my time. I should pony up that $99 RIGHT NOW.  I have to run. Gotta make a purchase.

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