During today’s round I thought my opponent cutting his pants off with scissors was the strangest thing I’d see, but perhaps I was mistaken. After the round I couldn’t help notice this golf cart at the cart return area. It seems that the driver of the cart left his toothbrush.
I’m intrigued by this. I have more questions than answers.
If someone is obsessed with brushing his/her teeth enough to bring the toothbrush to the course, wouldn’t it make sense that they use a clean one?
Does Bud Light cure gingivitis?
Is brushing and flossing with coffee effective? Espresso?
Did you know that four out of five proctologists recommend Preparation-H for their golfing patients who chew hemorrhoidal tissue?