I Found Your Bud Light and Brown Toothbrush in Golf Cart Number 27

Written by: Tony Korologos | Sunday, May 17th, 2015
Categories: Boneheads

During today’s round I thought my opponent cutting his pants off with scissors was the strangest thing I’d see, but perhaps I was mistaken.  After the round I couldn’t help notice this golf cart at the cart return area.  It seems that the driver of the cart left his toothbrush.


I almost left my toothbrush in the golf cart!

I’m intrigued by this. I have more questions than answers.

If someone is obsessed with brushing his/her teeth enough to bring the toothbrush to the course, wouldn’t it make sense that they use a clean one?

Does Bud Light cure gingivitis?

Is brushing and flossing with coffee effective? Espresso?

Did you know that four out of five proctologists recommend Preparation-H for their golfing patients who chew hemorrhoidal tissue?

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