Television times for this year’s Ryder Cup
Friday, October 1 – 2:30am – 1:00pm ET ESPN
Saturday, October 2 – 8:00am – 6:00pm ET NBC
Sunday, October 3 – 7:00am – 1:00pm ET NBC
Friday Morning Fourballs
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Phil Mickelson / Dustin Johnson | 7:45 AM | Lee Westwood / Martin Kaymer |
Stewart Cink / Matt Kuchar | 8:00 AM | Rory McIlroy / Graeme McDowell |
Steve Stricker / Tiger Woods | 8:15 AM | Ian Poulter / Ross Fisher |
Bubba Watson / Jeff Overton | 8:30 AM | Luke Donald / Padraig Harrington |
My lovely new wife doesn’t know much about golf. She doesn’t know much about the Ryder Cup at all. All she knows is that I’m having a very hard time deciding whether to go on vacation this weekend or stay home to watch it.
What she does know is fashion; what is and is not stylish.
When I showed her Tiger Woods in one of his Ryder Cup uniforms (pictured right) all she could say was “That is not attractive.”
All of these athletes are millionaires and have apparel endorsements with the biggest, best and most stylish golf apparel companies. You’d think someone could have come up with something which looked decent, and didn’t freak out the vertical scan on my HD TV.
Caption This:
Dustin Johnson: “Corey, if you make me wear another outfit like this, especially without a white belt, I’ll crush you.
Jim Furyk: “I don’t care what clown suit they dress me in for this thing. I just cashed a $10,000,000 check…”
So I’m on my way home from the golf course (that is how I can related this to golf, and yes it is a stretch). This guy was pedaling really fast. I thought to myself, “why the hell doesn’t this guy just gear up?” Then I saw that this dude’s pedals are hooked directly to the back wheel. No gears. Only then did I notice the reflective gear he was wearing.
I almost couldn’t get my camera out of my pocket fast enough.
This one comes close to competing with the shot I took a while ago of the granny crossing the street with a crash helmet on, but not quite.
Might as well be frank with the customers at the golf snack bar. Cheap beer is cheap beer. I hate to be a beer snob, but I can’t drink cheap beer. I need good beer…