Accenture drops Tiger

Written by: Tony Korologos | Sunday, December 13th, 2009
Categories: Tiger Woods

The first major sponsor has dropped Tiger Woods, Accenture.

“After careful consideration and analysis, the company has determined that he is no longer the right representative for its advertising.”

We’ll see if this marks the opening of the flood gates.

4 responses to “Accenture drops Tiger”

  1. ISBPD says:

    Fade in to Apple iphone commercial:

    “Want to know which corporation is dropping TW this week? There’s an app for that.”

    “Want to find out who is claiming to have had sex with TW today? There’s an app for that.”

    Fade to black.

  2. ISBPD says:

    TW and his agent need a backup plan. They need to target new sponsors. Possible target sponsors: 1)auto insurance companies, 2) casinos (LasVegas,Mesquite,Indian) 3)condom mfrs 4) divorce attorneys 5)Nevada brothels 6) sex rehab clinics 7) drug companies (who makes Ambien?). Also, he has proven to be a very skilled actor over the last 10 years (playing someone he is not). Might he try acting professionally? Maybe he could produce and star in a sequel of “Liar,Liar?”

  3. Ouch! Most definitely in the lead for the December comment contest!

  4. BillForbes says:

    Golf has it’s slippery side and like any sport there are guys that are cheaters and guys who are not. The ability to play well does not correlate with family values. Lets hope Tiger becomes a good role model and does a 180. If anyone knows of a professional player that would like to donate an item that would auction well at our Rotary Fundraiser contact me, Bill Forbes, at, check out our Website at The money goes to help local Marana students get scholorships. Thanks