The first major sponsor has dropped Tiger Woods, Accenture.
“After careful consideration and analysis, the company has determined that he is no longer the right representative for its advertising.”
We’ll see if this marks the opening of the flood gates.
Fade in to Apple iphone commercial:
“Want to know which corporation is dropping TW this week? There’s an app for that.”
“Want to find out who is claiming to have had sex with TW today? There’s an app for that.”
Fade to black.
TW and his agent need a backup plan. They need to target new sponsors. Possible target sponsors: 1)auto insurance companies, 2) casinos (LasVegas,Mesquite,Indian) 3)condom mfrs 4) divorce attorneys 5)Nevada brothels 6) sex rehab clinics 7) drug companies (who makes Ambien?). Also, he has proven to be a very skilled actor over the last 10 years (playing someone he is not). Might he try acting professionally? Maybe he could produce and star in a sequel of “Liar,Liar?”
Ouch! Most definitely in the lead for the December comment contest!
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