This morning I’m rousting my 12 year old daughter out of her room to get her on the way to the bus stop for school. While doing her hair, she was listening to some sort of pop/bubblegum type radio station. The morning show announcers were making fun of none other than Tiger Woods.
I’ve gotten hundreds (yes you can stop sending them in) of emails and links to Tiger Woods jokes, photoshopped images of Tiger all beat up, and about a billion youtube videos containing the infamous TW voicemails. People are actually taking the time to video tape reenactments of TW’s voicemails with Tiger lookalikes and load them up on youtube. Some “artists” have actually turned Tiger’s voicemails into songs and are trying to capitalize on the increased bandwidth.
The other day I learned more about the female anatomy than I could have ever imagined, after someone sent me information on a rumored mistress of Tiger who was a porn star. I only looked at 400-500 photos of her… I swear.
This one is so bad
Apparently at a recent Jaguars/Texans football game a very tasteless skit had a blonde chasing the Jaguar (or a Tiger I guess) with a golf club:
When does it end?
I’m already getting nauseated by all this. It is really getting bad, but the news about Tiger seems to get worse right along with it.
Gatorade Tiger Discontinued