I just had a discussion with someone in a grocery store who was giving me grief for saying “Merry Christmas ” and not “happy holidays.” This is due to the possibility of my “offending” someone who’s religious, political or whatever other beliefs may be different than mine.
Last night I thanked my friend for inviting me to his Christmas party and I was quickly corrected. It was a “Winter Solstice” party, not a Christmas party. OK fine.
The politically correct thing has to go. Until then I hope I covered all the December holidays below:
Enjoy Winter Solstice
Happy Handwashing Awareness Month
Happy Hi Neighbor Month
Merry National Stress Free Family Holiday Month
Enjoy Read A New Book Month
Have a Safe Toy and Gift Month
Merry Universal Human Rights Month
Happy Write to a Friend Month
I crash the 2nd Annual Christmas Classic