What does Tiger Woods want for his birthday?

Written by: Tony Korologos | Saturday, December 30th, 2006
Categories: Tiger Woods

Today is Tiger Woods’ birthday. Hmm. What can I get him?

$100+++ million contract from Nike

$100 million in yearly wages

#1 golfer in the world

Hot blonde Swedish model wife with twin sister

Private Jet

Island

….I can’t think of anything I could get him that he doesn’t already have. Oh I have it! He can have my short game!

Other birthdays today:

My Grandma

One response to “What does Tiger Woods want for his birthday?”

thegolfgeek says:

December 30, 2006 at 12:12 pm

He has a present I know you can’t get him. A child. His wife is pregnant.

Thanks for the birthday wish.
I got in 9 holes today. Not bad for Chicago in late December.

Tom Gov

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