HOG has a girlfriend

Written by: Tony Korologos | Monday, May 15th, 2006
Categories: MiscellaneousSite News

If you check out my buddy Eat’s site, he tells of his new myspace account. He has 22 Billion (spoken like Dr. Evil) friends.

HOG is on myspace too, located at http://www.myspace.com/hookedongolf. There’s nothing really there, except a blurb on HOG and links back to here. Free advertising ya know?

sex sexy woman babeI don’t check in there very often but perhaps I should more. Apparently HOG has caught the eye of a very hot babe named Laura. Laura is 26 and a physical trainer. Ooooohhh baby.

Here’s her love note sent to HOG. I think she really likes HOG:

“The subject is me and you.

I decided to take a look at your profile and well, I liked what I saw.. ;p

Sooo my name is Lauren, and I’m from Salt Lake City, Utah. I think you and I should perhaps be friends, because you seem pretty cool, and interesting, and possibly cute! (it’s so tough to tell in this cold digital world.. 🙂

anyway, i would go on forever, but I want to get an answer from you first! Then maybe we could chat sometime! you know what they say.. appearance wins over the eyes, but personality captures the heart.. LOL!

hope to hear from you soon,


Wow. Now I’m confused a bit because her username is Laura but she signed Lauren. Oh well. I don’t care. She’s hot.

I love her quote on her profile: “Looking for a workout?” I wonder what that really means…hmmm. Perhaps HOG will “get lucky” and find out.

Well I don’t want to waste Lauren/Laura’s time so I’m going to do a little HOG/Laura-Lauren matchmaker graph and see if the two are “compatible.” If things look good, HOG will hit Laura/Lauren back with a note and maybe they’ll “hook up” if you know what I mean. Perhaps HOG can find out what that “workout” thing is all about? 😉

HOG and Laura/Lauren sitting in a tree…
Personal Info
Age 26 1 year, 6 months OK, she’s a bit older than HOG. But when it’s love, the age boundary is meaningless.
Gender Female Web Site Laura/Lauren is all female, that’s for sure. HOG? Well, not sure if a site can have a gender but I’m going to say male. HOG could be female I suppose, then the relationship would have to be lesbian.
Astrological Sign Gemini Sagittarius Gemini is ruled by Mercury (Communication) and Sagittarius is ruled by Jupiter (Luck). Mercury lends Gemini their chatty, intellectual demeanor; Jupiter is about both luck and philosophy, and lends Sagittarius their constant questing for knowledge and truth. This is a great match — Gemini comes up with a new idea and Sagittarius jumps right on, ready to explore it to its limits.
Smoke No No Match! Excellent!
Drink Yes No A web site can’t "drink" per se. But HOG doesn’t mind if she drinks because….well, she’s hot.
Orientation Straight Straight Match! Excellent!
Location Salt Lake Salt Lake Match! Oh baby. Same city! HOG could be getting "lucky" very soon!
Body Type Athletic Web Site I’m not sure if a web site can have a body type. If it’s like the creator, then I’d have to say "functional."
Looking For Dating, Friends Readers HOG wasn’t really in the market for dating, but after seeing Laura/Lauren…well, she’s hot.
Height 5′ 7″ 1500 Pixels Ok, Laura/Lauren is taller. But when it’s love, height differences mean nothing.

There you have it. Things are looking “up” for HOG if you know what I mean….

4 responses to “HOG has a girlfriend”

  1. iacas says:

    Spam. 🙂

  2. mediaguru says:

    Gee Eric…you’re smarter than I thought.

  3. thegolfgeek says:

    My biggest smile of the day. 🙂
    Be a website – get hot girl.
    What a country…..

  4. Pretty much all MySpace has turned into spam now. Oh well, I don’t mind looking at all the hottt pics hehe.





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