Golf Life


The Goose Hunter

Written by: Tony Korologos | Sunday, June 28th, 2009
Categories: HackersMiscellaneous

Just got an email from one of my long time golf buddies, Dave.  He and my other golf buddy Dan were playing last night.  They had some issues with a goose.  I’ll just post the whole email here:

Get this…Dan & I start playing front 9 @ 7:15 pm Sat.

At Dan’s 2nd shot, he hits a screaming, skulled, grounder into the neck of a goose (that was laying down amongst about 15 geese).  Immediately, we can see the neck is broken, but the goose isn’t dead.  In an effort to be humane, Dan tries to kill it off by wringing its neck, but no dice, it will not die.  I take my soaked golf towel and wrap it around the goose’s mouth and nostrils to smother/suffocate it, but no dice again, it won’t die.  While I am smothering it, Dan takes out a pocket knife and cuts it’s head off. It died.  We then brought the goose to the area of the foxes den on #1 so they could have an easy meal.

Lots of guys can hunt with guns.  Some guys hunt with archery.  Dan beats ’em all.  He can hunt with hybrids.

FYI, Dan was pretty upset that he killed a goose.  I was fine with it…Less goose crap to step in now.

I’m with Dave.  Less goose crap is good.


Hit in the ass at point blank range by a golf ball

Written by: Tony Korologos | Saturday, June 20th, 2009
Categories: Hackers

On the range before the father/son tournament this morning I’m hitting wedge shots.  The guy hack behind me is hitting drivers.  He hits a “directionally challenged” a.k.a. sideways shot which hit me right in the left butt cheek.  We’re talking about a guy hitting a full swing shot off his driver which hits me in the ass from 4-5 feet.

I turned around and looked at the guy and said “Um, that hurt” in a very dry nonchalant manner.  He was sorry and embarassed, as he should have been.


SUMI-G Dormy Belt

Written by: Tony Korologos | Sunday, June 14th, 2009
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This is yet another of what are sure to be glowing reviews of a product by my new golf buddy Marius, the gray matter behind the new hip golf company called SUMI-G. Marius and I met at this year’s PGA Show and have become golf pals, with weekly grudge matches to determine who reigns supreme, at least for one week. For the first time in our playing history, we both played decent last week.  To this date all our battles have been pig fights.  Somehow this week the bugger Marius beat me out of $1.00 despite the fact that I beat him by one stroke.

SUMI-G Dormy Belt

Part of the SUMI-G “Tee Collection,” the Dormy belt is a very hip and stylish belt for golf or just everyday life, unless looking cool isn’t on your list.

The Dormy belt sports that new wider footprint we’re seeing in golf belts these days worn by many of the “in” golf crowd. The width is 1 5/8″ wide.  Note: if you are wearing some old school style golf pants or golf shorts from years ago, this belt may be too wide to fit through the loops. If you pick up one of these belts and it is too wide to fit through the belt loops, that’s a tell tale sign that the “hipness level” of your belt is beyond that of your pants. You’ll need upgrade your pants to match the quality and style of the belt!

The buckle is super stylish and shiny and features a unique double prong to latch it into the belt. Within the buckle is a magnetic SUMI-G ball marker. Using this marker during play is easy and is referred to “Sumigizing.” If you misplace the marker, the belt comes with two backups.

The leather of the belt is very soft. When I have strangers comment on the looks of the belt, I have them feel how soft the leather is. That looks a bit strange to passers by I must admit, but I feel a duty to spread the word on how nice and supple the belt is. It isn’t like a “biker” belt with the cheap hard Tijuana leather. This is Italian leather baby.

Conclusion

The Dormy Belt is yet another mega-stylish, elegant and useful product from my new favorite company SUMI-G.

Just a few minutes ago while sitting here in the San Diego airport withing for a flight, I had someone tell me how cool my belt was (I’m wearing the white one right now). This happens daily.

Related Links

HOG SUMI-G image gallery.

The entire SUMI-G line may be purchased online now at The Golf Space SHOP or at the SUMI-G web site.

My review of the super cool SUMI-G golf head covers which feature rigid exoskeletons.


Dolphins swimming underneath me

Written by: Tony Korologos | Sunday, June 14th, 2009
Categories: LifeMiscellaneousTravel

Yesterday I had a blast with my new friends down here in San Diego.  Cap’n Mark took us out on his 60 foot yacht (yacht is too snooty) boat for about 9 hours.  We found a bunch of dolphins swimming and I caught this video clip:


2009 continues to be a bizarre year for my game

Written by: Tony Korologos | Friday, June 5th, 2009
Categories: HackersLife

Two weeks ago I was fighting off the shanks.  Then I played consistent, but not stellar golf in the Salt Lake Am with a 77, 78.  I shot about 7-8 rounds in a row in the 70’s.  Then I had a shank relapse.  Funny thing was I went birdie, shank-double, birdie.  That is insane.  Next round I started shanking again and shot a humiliating 82.

No power

I’ve lost 20 yards off the tee this year.  My normally long driver is not long.  Now I’m the short hitter in my group and I used to be the bomber.  I’ve lost yards with my irons as well.  I’m a good club shorter than I’ve been for the last 10 years.

Colonel Klank

When I look at the ball marks on my driver face, they’re all over the map.  They’re inside, toe, high, low…  Something is changing my position.  My irons are almost all shanks and seldom do I feel that compression I used to feel almost every shot.  My normal deadly wedges are short right.

Fading away

I used to be a draw or straight ball hitter.  Seldom do I draw the ball anymore.  They’re all fades.  Weak sister fades to be exact.

Just don’t know

I’m unsure about ball position.  I’m not sure if I’m taking the club back properly.   I have poor concentration.  My shoulders don’t seem to be aligned right, nor do my feet.

One good thing

My putter is freakin’ incredible right now.  Unfortunately I’m draining bombs to save par or bogey.  If I could hit some damn greens in regulation I’d be making a ton of birdies.

Time for a break

I’ve been playing golf a lot lately.  My game has not improved and has actually gotten worse.  I’ve burned myself out, and beaten my golfer’s elbow up so bad I’m in a ton of pain.  Time for a break.

Why?

I have some theories as to why my game is such a mess right now.  The two primary ones are somewhat related.  I suspect I’m not able to concentrate because of things happening in my world outside of golf.

I also suspect that my losing about 24 pounds in the last couple of months could be causing my power loss and making my swing more wild.  How could it make it wild?  I’m much more flexible.

Swing rebuilding

When I come back from my break, which could be a few days, a week or who knows… I plan on enlisting my PGA Pro.  I’m going to start from the ground up and rebuild my swing.


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