My golf blogging pal Rich’s birthday was yesterday. He’s accepting late submissions for his 2007 birthday present contest. So far the winning items are:
1. Tickets to The Masters (sorry but I’m his guest).
2. Personally autographed sexy photos of Tiger Woods’ wife Elin with a note that says “any time you want me back big boy, I’ll show Tiger the door. And by the way, my sister wants to know why you never return her calls.”
3. Nicorette patches & 7-11 nachos.
4. An offer to pay the taxes, registration and impound fees on his car.
5. A private photo shoot with Natalie Gulbis and he’s the photographer.
6. An answer to the mystery of why he has 14 billion mysql connections running at the same time.
7. A date with Freddy Couples.
8. The “cue jacket” which is pool’s version of the swing jacket.