A few posts back I wrote about the Gunslinger Accident. My love for super duper hot sauce, especially my all time favorite Arizona Gunslinger, resulted in a large spill into my Mac keyboard. I’d exceeded the structural capacity of the white corn tortilla chip. The chip gave way under the immense pressure and dumped the load of Gunslinger right into my keyboard.
Unfortunately my keyboard didn’t pull through. The right shift key, the numbers 4-5-6 and the + sign no longer work. Time for a new keyboard.
Shell Houston Open
Thursday 4/2 3:00 PM – 6:00 PM ET GOLF
Thursday 4/2 8:30 PM – 11:30 PM ET GOLF
Friday 4/3 3:00 PM – 6:00 PM ET GOLF
Friday 4/3 8:30 PM – 11:30 PM ET GOLF
Saturday 4/4 1:00 PM – 5:00 PM ET NBC
Sunday 4/5 3:00 PM – 6:00 PM ET NBC
Kraft Nabisco Championship
Thursday 4/2 5:00 PM – 7:00 PM ET ESPN2
Friday 4/3 5:00 PM – 7:00 PM ET ESPN2
Saturday 4/4 6:00 PM – 8:00 PM ET ESPN2
Sunday 4/5 3:00 PM – 6:00 PM ET CBS
Estoril Open de Portugal
Thursday 4/2 11:00 AM – 2:00 PM ET GOLF
Friday 4/3 11:00 AM – 2:00 PM ET GOLF
Saturday 4/4 10:00 AM – 1:00 PM ET GOLF
Sunday 4/5 10:00 AM – 1:00 PM ET GOLF
Thursday 4/2 6:30 PM – 8:30 PM ET GOLF
Friday 4/3 6:30 PM – 8:30 PM ET GOLF
Saturday 4/4 12:00 AM – 2:00 AM ET GOLF
Saturday 4/4 6:30 PM – 9:30 PM ET GOLF
Sunday 4/5 12:00 AM – 2:00 AM ET GOLF
Sunday 4/5 7:00 PM – 9:30 PM ET GOLF
Monday 4/6 12:00 AM – 2:00 AM ET GOLF
Golf Digest’s top 100 U.S. courses for this year (see below if you click “read more”) has Augusta National (The Masters) at #1 now, over long time #1 Pine Valley. I guess they like distance in their ranking equation?
Beginning to wonder about Golf Digest’s “rankings”
Golf Digest loves to rank everything. While browsing their web site trying to find the elusive top 100 golf courses list, I found that they’re even ranking the top 100 musicians who golf. Strangely enough, GD had Kenny G listed at #2 on that list. This is why I now take Golf Digest’s rankings with a grain of salt. Everyone knows that Kenny G isn’t a musician, he’s a kazoo player.
I now have my own list of rankings as inspired by Golf Digest.
The Hooked On Golf Blog Top 100 Kazoo Players Who Play Golf
1. Kenny G
Please accept my apologies. I couldn’t find any other kazoo playing golfers for my top 100 list.
Golf Digest’s Top 100 USA Course List:
Cancel my round of golf Tiger Woods and Jack Nicklaus on June 6. I need to be in LALA land on that day come hell or high water. A pal… a REAL pal, invited me to a party at the Playboy mansion.
click photos to enlarge (the photos you dummy!)
I’m working on a round of golf with said pal and perhaps a couple of female caddies… more info to come.
Thanks to Tiger Woods for being in contention, and winning at Bay Hill yesterday, television ratings were the highest for golf since last year’s US OPEN.
Like it or not, this guy drives media traffic for TV and the web.
Stay tuned for my next post, highlighting the weakest part of Tiger’s game, which is driving me crazy. And it may not be what you think, based on my last couple of posts.