A quick post from road on the HOG world tour
Greetings from Las Vegas. Just played Reflection Bay today. The TPC of Vegas is tomorrow and then I’ll be back to HOG world headquarters for more regular golf blogging.
Natalie Gulbis’ House
I saw Natalie Gulbis’ house today. I knocked on her door to ask her face to face why she hasn’t returned my phone calls. Nobody home.
105 in the shade
It is hot here.
Greg Norman is an amazing business man. I read his book and oddly enough I met Greg the day after I finished it!
Greg and I have a lot in common. We’re both damn handsome. We both have amazing golf swings. We both play MacGregor gear, and we have similar marital, uh, “experiences.”
Greg’s ex-wife received $103 million of Norman’s assets in the divorce settlement. Norman’s net worth is roughly $500 million. Greg’s son and daughter will receive all of his golf trophies and at least $100 million between them when he dies.
I’m golf blogging from my favorite restaurant, sipping a refreshing “beverage” and listening to a jazz piano player playing “Mona Lisa.” My buddy who owns the place just showed me his knee, which he messed up last week during our weekly golf competition. Its bad. He’s limping and can’t lift his leg up without the help of his arm. It isn’t looking like he’ll be attempting to win back the $8.00 I acquired from him last week any time soon. I suggested that my pal look up Dr. Rosenberg up in Park City, Tiger Woods’ knee doctor.
My Tuesday men’s league pal hurt his back. This guy is a super die hard. For him to tell me he can’t play means he is in a ton of pain.
Looks like the world of my golf buddies is crumbling around me. I better watch my step, not lift anything heavy, and definitely no quick movements.
Happy Birthday to the USA!