Hackers


I shot a “2” today

Written by: Tony Korologos | Tuesday, July 21st, 2009
Categories: Golf LifeHackersLife

Today was to be a league day, 18 holes.  Then this afternoon while my boy was in golf camp I’d be on the range tweaking my swing for a couple of hours.  That isn’t going to happen.

Shot a “2” today

On the par-5 first hole today I hit two shots.  While approaching my 3rd shot my back went out.  I had to quit and now I’m at home on pain killers, rolling around on Miracle Balls hoping to untweak myself.

I have Scoliosis which is a birth defect in the spine.  If I lift heavy things or strain my back, a nerve pinches and I’m in severe pain for about a week.  The pain can get so bad that I’m not even able to put my socks on.

Sometimes it can take a day or two for the injury to surface after I’ve strained my back.  This past weekend I lifted heavy things, and I rode a bunch of roller coasters at an amusement park.  One or both of those combined sealed my fate 48 hours later.

Bad timing

There’s no “good” timing for a golfer’s back to go out.  But this week it is really bad.  Saturday is a tournament I’m already signed up for.  My home course hosts the city amateur every year.  I’ve missed this tourney since day one and finally my schedule allowed me to be there.   I could certainly place in the money in this event, but now it isn’t looking good.


I am the ladies day champion

Written by: Tony Korologos | Tuesday, June 30th, 2009
Categories: Hackers

Last week my men’s league had “ladies day” which is where all the men play from the ladies or red tees.

Lowest score other than mine was a 70.  My score?  65!  I found my true calling in golf and crushed the field by five shots!  And I even bogeyed a par five.  I had two eagles in a row and had a five footer for a 3rd but lipped out…

I’m proud to be ladies’ day champ.  Look out Michelle Wie…


The Goose Hunter

Written by: Tony Korologos | Sunday, June 28th, 2009
Categories: HackersMiscellaneous

Just got an email from one of my long time golf buddies, Dave.  He and my other golf buddy Dan were playing last night.  They had some issues with a goose.  I’ll just post the whole email here:

Get this…Dan & I start playing front 9 @ 7:15 pm Sat.

At Dan’s 2nd shot, he hits a screaming, skulled, grounder into the neck of a goose (that was laying down amongst about 15 geese).  Immediately, we can see the neck is broken, but the goose isn’t dead.  In an effort to be humane, Dan tries to kill it off by wringing its neck, but no dice, it will not die.  I take my soaked golf towel and wrap it around the goose’s mouth and nostrils to smother/suffocate it, but no dice again, it won’t die.  While I am smothering it, Dan takes out a pocket knife and cuts it’s head off. It died.  We then brought the goose to the area of the foxes den on #1 so they could have an easy meal.

Lots of guys can hunt with guns.  Some guys hunt with archery.  Dan beats ’em all.  He can hunt with hybrids.

FYI, Dan was pretty upset that he killed a goose.  I was fine with it…Less goose crap to step in now.

I’m with Dave.  Less goose crap is good.


Hit in the ass at point blank range by a golf ball

Written by: Tony Korologos | Saturday, June 20th, 2009
Categories: Hackers

On the range before the father/son tournament this morning I’m hitting wedge shots.  The guy hack behind me is hitting drivers.  He hits a “directionally challenged” a.k.a. sideways shot which hit me right in the left butt cheek.  We’re talking about a guy hitting a full swing shot off his driver which hits me in the ass from 4-5 feet.

I turned around and looked at the guy and said “Um, that hurt” in a very dry nonchalant manner.  He was sorry and embarassed, as he should have been.


2009 continues to be a bizarre year for my game

Written by: Tony Korologos | Friday, June 5th, 2009
Categories: HackersLife

Two weeks ago I was fighting off the shanks.  Then I played consistent, but not stellar golf in the Salt Lake Am with a 77, 78.  I shot about 7-8 rounds in a row in the 70’s.  Then I had a shank relapse.  Funny thing was I went birdie, shank-double, birdie.  That is insane.  Next round I started shanking again and shot a humiliating 82.

No power

I’ve lost 20 yards off the tee this year.  My normally long driver is not long.  Now I’m the short hitter in my group and I used to be the bomber.  I’ve lost yards with my irons as well.  I’m a good club shorter than I’ve been for the last 10 years.

Colonel Klank

When I look at the ball marks on my driver face, they’re all over the map.  They’re inside, toe, high, low…  Something is changing my position.  My irons are almost all shanks and seldom do I feel that compression I used to feel almost every shot.  My normal deadly wedges are short right.

Fading away

I used to be a draw or straight ball hitter.  Seldom do I draw the ball anymore.  They’re all fades.  Weak sister fades to be exact.

Just don’t know

I’m unsure about ball position.  I’m not sure if I’m taking the club back properly.   I have poor concentration.  My shoulders don’t seem to be aligned right, nor do my feet.

One good thing

My putter is freakin’ incredible right now.  Unfortunately I’m draining bombs to save par or bogey.  If I could hit some damn greens in regulation I’d be making a ton of birdies.

Time for a break

I’ve been playing golf a lot lately.  My game has not improved and has actually gotten worse.  I’ve burned myself out, and beaten my golfer’s elbow up so bad I’m in a ton of pain.  Time for a break.

Why?

I have some theories as to why my game is such a mess right now.  The two primary ones are somewhat related.  I suspect I’m not able to concentrate because of things happening in my world outside of golf.

I also suspect that my losing about 24 pounds in the last couple of months could be causing my power loss and making my swing more wild.  How could it make it wild?  I’m much more flexible.

Swing rebuilding

When I come back from my break, which could be a few days, a week or who knows… I plan on enlisting my PGA Pro.  I’m going to start from the ground up and rebuild my swing.


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