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Golf Short Game Tip: Use No-Chipping Sign as Target When Practicing Chipping

Written by: Tony Korologos | Monday, March 16th, 2015
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Use No-Chipping Sign as Target When Practicing Chipping

Use No-Chipping Sign as Target When Practicing Chipping

While at the practice putting green last week I found a golfer there practicing his chipping. After watching him for a few minutes I realized the brilliance of what he was doing. He was using the “no chipping” sign as part of his chipping practice. He positioned his landing spot to be just over the no-chipping sign, and he would try to chip in such a way that the ball would land just over it, then release nicely to the hole.

I highly recommend using the no-chipping sign as a golf training aid when working on chipping. I’ve used the no-chipping sign for my short game drills ever since and I’ve noticed quite an improvement in my short game stats.


I Propose a New Golf Iron Naming Scheme Which Golf Marketers and Some Manufacturers Will Hate

Written by: Tony Korologos | Wednesday, March 11th, 2015
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Why is your brand new shiny pitching wedge as long as your old 8-iron?  Because it IS an 8-iron.

Hot off the presses is the announcement that TaylorMade just came out with a new set of irons. Kind of a bummer really. I hadn’t even taken off the plastic off the set I bought yesterday and now they’re already obsolete, due to these new LONGER ones which came out today.  Now the question is, do I buy the new ones from today knowing that tomorrow’s model will be even better and longer?  I poke fun, but that’s the sad state of the golf equipment industry.

Comparing mid 1990's iron specs to the new TaylorMade Aeroburner 2015 irons.

Comparing mid 1990’s iron specs to the new TaylorMade Aeroburner 2015 irons.

Golf marketing has completely bastardized the equipment world.  Marketers will go to great “lengths” to sell clubs.  Most of the manufacturers and their marketing firms are guilty of falling into the trap of promising more and more distance, not just TaylorMade.  Marketing will continue this practice so long as the consumer believes he/she will gain more distance.

Take a look at the photo above.  It compares iron specifications up to the mid 1990’s with the new TaylorMade “Aeroburner” irons.

Some golfers seem to be aware that the lofts are getting stronger year after year, but most don’t seem to notice shaft length.  In the photo above look at the old pitching wedge as an example.  The 1990’s model PW was 52 degrees, and had a 35 inch shaft.  The Aeroburner 2015 pitching wedge is 43 degrees!  NINE degrees stronger.  But that’s not all.  Look at the shaft length.  The new PW is the same length as what an 8-iron used to be.

A good friend of mine was so excited when he bought his RocketBalls irons a while back.  “I hit my 7-iron as far as my old 5-iron,” he excitedly told me.  Once I explained that his new 7-iron and old 5-iron were the almost the same specs he wasn’t as excited.  In fact, he was mad.

Name Irons By Lofts/Lengths

The new Ben Hogan has started doing this a bit, though I’ve had this concept in my mind for years.  Either the numbers representing irons should have a fixed area in the spec table, or the numbers should be removed from the club and replaced with the loft and shaft length.  That way when comparing clubs, one could only claim to be longer against other clubs with the same specs.

“Hand me the 46!”

So, the TaylorMade 5-iron above would be called a “22” for 22 degrees in loft.  Perhaps add a 38.75 to the name: 22-38.75.  The closest club in the 1990’s chart above would be between a 2-3-iron, but the shaft length closer to a 1-iron.

Limit Loft/Length Ranges for Iron Numbers

As an alternative there should be limits as to what numbers can be put on what clubs should be put in place.  In another 5-10 years at the pace we are on, a pitching wedge will be 20 degrees, and we will all be hitting them 200+ yards.

It would be a good idea to have rules in place stating something like “A 7-iron is a club which features a loft between (pick your numbers) 34-37 degrees and would include a shaft length between (once again, pick your numbers) 36-37 inches.”

Why the Gap Wedge Appeared and Why We Will Need More of Them

Of course, neither of my ideas above will happen.  So irons will get stronger and stronger.  The distance between a lob wedge, usually a 60 degree club, and a pitching wedge will increase.  That’s why the “gap” wedge was invented.  The gap wedge filled the growing gap between pitching wedges and sand wedges and gave golf club manufacturers another club to sell.

We are going to need another gap wedge.  Let’s call it a gap gap wedge.


My Audition for Golf Media Photographer Position: Exclusive Dustin Johnson and Paulina Gretzky Photos

Written by: Tony Korologos | Monday, March 9th, 2015
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The golf magazines are going nuts right now, digging in their archives of brilliant Dustin Johnson and Paulina Gretzky photos.  You see, DJ won this past weekend and that’s all the excuse the struggling golf magazines need to post link bait, also known as T&A.

Many Hooked On Golf Blog patrons know I’m an aspiring photographer and I think it would be totally bichin if I got a job working for Golf.com or Golf Digest or some golf media outlet.  So below I’m submitting a few photos from my portfolio.  Since I know they love to post any kind of Paulia photo, even with random animals and stuff like that, I found some of my best material.

Let me know when I start the new photo job okay?

DJ and Paulina Gretzky and a giant pig humping a barrel

DJ and Paulina Gretzky and a giant pig humping a barrel

Paulina Gretzky and DJ and a dumpster

Paulina Gretzky and DJ and a dumpster

Paulina Gretzky

DJ and Paulina and some old junk appliances

Dustin Johnson and Paulina Gretzky and a pile of tires

Dustin Johnson and Paulina Gretzky and a pile of tires

Paulina Dustin

DJ and Paulina and a greasy transmission

So what do you think? These would fit right in with Golf.com and Golf Digest’s Paulia photos…


Golf.com Has Officially Losts Its Mind

Written by: Tony Korologos | Monday, March 9th, 2015
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Yesterday I predicted that Golf.com would use Dustin Johnson’s victory at Doral this past weekend as an excuse to post Paulina Gretzky photos. Like clockwork the photo galleries are popping up. Golf journalism at its best!
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For my next unbelievable feat, the oracle will predict the sun rising in the east.

Now I’m positive that Golf.com has lost its mind. This was in my Facebook “stream” today. What the *&*%*^* does this photo have to do with anything?

Paulina Gretzky and Dustin Johnson

Paulina Gretzky and Dustin Johnson and an elephant? WTF?!?!?!?

I can see the production meeting at Golf.com unfolding:

Editor: “People, Dustin Johnson won this weekend. We need Paulina Gretzky photos!”

Intern: “How about the elephant one?”

Editor: “Brilliant”


Rules Options for Rory McIlory Following Throwing Club in Lake

Written by: Tony Korologos | Friday, March 6th, 2015
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Rory McIlory has a few options at this point, following throwing his club into the lake as per Rules of Golf 32.0A-3-A-Niner-6969, subsection B-989-E-Bravo-Niner.

  1. He can play a new club from the same position he threw the last one under penalty of one throw.
  2. He could drop a club within two club lengths of where the club entered the water hazard and throw a new club under penalty of one throw.
  3. Finally, he could take the point in which the club entered the hazard and drop a new club as far back as he wants, in line with the pin, under penalty of one throw.


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