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Took Me a While to Figure Out This Picture – Evil Female Golf Doppelgängers

Written by: Tony Korologos | Thursday, April 30th, 2015
Categories: Boneheads

I’m trying to clean up the files on my laptop. I screen capture things that look odd, funny, dumb… The photo below is one of those and it has taken me a long time to figure this out. Take a look.
freakypic

Something is wrong with this photo, and it isn’t the fact that the lady in the background is aiming away from the flag, which is a few feet away from her and not pulled. If she putts and hits the stick it is a two stroke penalty. But like I said, that’s not the problem.

The lady in front looks like the lady in the back. Almost like they are the same lady. Maybe they’re twins? Plus she putts with a glove on?  That’s odd. But that’s not it either.  The front lady’s hair is blowing to the right, but the flag is blowing back and the lady on the right’s har isn’t moving.   A little odd as well.

I finally figured out that the lady in the front is casting no shadow, but the lady in the back is. After hours, even days of research on the Google webs I figured out that this is a female golf Doppelgänger. Check out the description:

“Ancient folklore and mythology portrays the Doppelgänger as an entity that casts no shadow and has no reflection. They are also known as “evil twins” and often have sinister motives…”

I figured it out! These ladies are obviously evil Doppelgänger twins!  I bet there’s something in there about not being affected by the wind and wearing a glove while putting.


Is Grounding Your Beer in a Water Hazard a Penalty?

Written by: Tony Korologos | Friday, April 17th, 2015
Categories: BoneheadsGolf VideosLPGA TourMiscellaneous

Golf is hard. Watching golf drunk is even harder.

Is grounding your beer in a water hazard a penalty?


Call Security – Patron Throws Cigarette on Ground at the Masters

Written by: Tony Korologos | Friday, April 10th, 2015
Categories: BoneheadsPGA TourPro GolfThe Masters

I was watching the online broadcast when a horrific site occurred.  I watched a guy litter, throwing an old cigarette on the ground on what I believe is the left side of the 14th fairway.

masters tournament

Guy in gray shirt about to throw ciggie on the hallowed ground of Augusta National – shame shame

Does this guy throw ciggies on the floor at his house too?


Making Sense of Masters Apparel Scripts

Written by: Tony Korologos | Monday, April 6th, 2015
Categories: BoneheadsPGA TourPro GolfRory McIloryThe MastersTiger Woods
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This is without a doubt one of the best weeks of the year in golf.  Yes it is apparel script season.  You see, the golf PR and golf apparel companies have really gone to great lengths to promote their products, and “apparel scripts” are getting more and more elaborate.  While I appreciate fine apparel, I don’t find myself having to have a certain pair of shoes because x-PGA Tour player wears them.  Same with the WITB (what’s in the bag) posts.  These apparel scripts have really flooded the golf media sphere.  The PR agencies send them out and all the sites post them for what I figure are two reasons: 1. They want to continue to get swag and fear if they don’t post, the swag boat will sail.  2. They don’t have to actually create content.  It’s all done for them.

I’ve made it a policy not to post apparel scripts.  When I started this site over 10 years ago I vowed to try and be as original as possible, and not post the same content everyone else does.

Today I’m making an exception though.  I feel I can add some value to these scripts, and a viewpoint (hopefully very twisted) not found elsewhere.  So let’s get to it.

Tiger Woods and Rory McIlory

How about that video above? These people are serious about their apparel scripts.  Below are Tiger’s and Rory’s scripts (click to enlarge):

TigerMastersApparelScriptrorymcilorymastersapparelscript

What stands out to me most about the above scripts are that somehow Tiger and Rory will both be golfing in shirts which are missing the right sleeve.  Heaven forbid there being any inclement weather as Rory’s outerwear layer is only the right half of his body.  No left torso or left arm.  Neither of these scripts has socks, which could be tough on those Augusta hills.  Neither has underwear.  That’s an issue.

Rickie Fowler Masters Apparel Script

Below is Rickie Fowler’s Masters apparel script from Puma (click to enlarge).

apparel script

Fowler’s Masters apparel script has no socks or underwear

I guess the “missing right arm” thing is big this year because like Tiger and Rory, Rickie’s script (above) has no right arms at all. Also, no socks or underwear. I suggest some anti-chafe cream.

Jason Day Masters Scripting

Jason Day (my pick once again to win and lost money last year in Vegas) has probably the best apparel script, from adidas.

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As far as I can tell Jason is not missing anything obvious.  Strangely, all of his shirts do come with the right arm intact.  Can’t see if he has socks or underwear on, but I’m going to give him the benefit of the doubt.

Louis Oosthuizen Apparel Script

I really like Louis Oosthuizen. He seems to always bring some serious game to Augusta. But he might have some problems this week because of issues with his apparel scripting.

Louis-ousthuisen

While his outfits all do include right arms, I think Louis is going to be at a big disadvantage with no shoes, underwear, or socks.  I don’t see a hat either.  He might get sunstroke without a hat, if he hasn’t had to withdraw due to sore bare feet.

Tony Korologos Scripting

Last year I broke the mold on apparel scripting for the Masters, doing my own Paulina Gretzky poses:

2014 Masters Apparel Script - Golf PR Companies Take Note

2014 Masters Apparel Script – Golf PR Companies Take Note

I’m not sure I can top last year’s script, but I’m going to give it a shot. Stay tuned.


Rickie Fowler Free-Balling 2015 Masters

Written by: Tony Korologos | Wednesday, April 1st, 2015
Categories: BoneheadsPGA TourPro GolfThe Masters
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The major championships in golf are certainly the best time of year.  Is it because of the green grass of Augusta and the amazing traditions at the Masters Tournament?  Is it because of the intensity and difficulty of the U.S. Open?  The wind and weather of the Open Championship?

No.  It is the apparel scripts.

I’ve been waiting ALL winter, and running to my email box every day with anticipation of the first Masters apparel scripts.  I’m thrilled to be reporting on Rickie Fowler’s apparel script, courtesy of Puma.  Surprisingly Fowler is dumping the trademark “traffic cone” look and going for some more subdued schemes.  Brilliant.  Majestic.  Tremendous.  Just feast your eyes on this threadtastic apparel art:

apparel script

Fowler’s Masters apparel script has no socks or underwear

I like how they put a driver in there too. Soooo cool.

But I can’t help noticing something. There are no socks or underwear in Rickie’s script. He’s free-balling it!

It could be a tough walk on those very hilly holes at Augusta National sans socks. And sans underwear? In those humid conditions of Augusta the chafe monster could be in play. I admire Rickie’s tenacity in free-balling the Masters, but I suggest keeping some DZNuts Pro Chamois cream in the bag, just in case.


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