I’m a professional golf blogger. Don’t try what I do at home. You may harm yourself or accidentally throw stuff into a lake.

Today I’m testing this “golf accessory.” It is a tool which you throw out into a lake to drag the bottom for golf balls. You throw it like a fishing line or a grappling weapon of some sort, then drag it back to you, presumably retrieving dozens of brand new shiny ProV1′s.

I’m very sorry to say that unfortunately I didn’t catch it on video when I accidentally threw the damn thing right in the middle of the lake and the string slipped out of my hand. So if anyone wants a brand new “golf lake ball dragger thingy” it is in the bottom of the lake between holes #1 and #2 at River Oaks in Sandy, Utah.

I’m a professional. Step aside.