Something came in the mail today which is so special. It may be the coolest golf item I’ve ever gotten.
I’ve been sitting here trying to take a picture of my arm. For the first time ever, a golf item gave me goose bumps.
Ooo, ooo, ooo, I can’t wait! 🙂
Okay it’s going to take mad detective skillz to break this down:
“Came in the mail” = smaller than a breadbox..
The “coolest” golf item = it must be something cold.
“First time ever for you” = tough one… something to do with the ladies perhaps haha OR: maybe something Microsoft Windows – not sure.
So, overall, it’s something cold, smaller than a breadbox, and a first for you…
Wait… I’ve Got it!
It’s a Spongebob Squarepants golf themed beer can koozie!
Cold, small, new to you, gives you goose bumps on your arm..
Am I right!!?
if not,it must be either a Microsoft Office 2007 CD or a dear John letter from a lady friend of yours – both are cold, fit in a mailbox, and a first for you…
I’m going to go with the Spongebob beer koozie though as my final answer 🙂
Line 2: Nope
Line 3: Nope
Line 4: Nope (though the ladies thing sounds good)
Line 5: Nope
Line 7: Nope
Final answer: Nope
Thought about it again – It’s a rub on michelle wie tattoo!
– could come in the mail
– and be something “which is so special”…
– plus – when you put it on your arm with the cold water … for the first time ever, a golf item gave you goose bumps
Sorry to ruin you next post by giving it away
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