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Apparel Scripts to Blame for Tiger Woods’ Poor Play

Written by: Tony Korologos | Monday, June 8th, 2015
Categories: BoneheadsPGA TourPro GolfTiger Woods

TigerMastersApparelScriptGolf websites are scrambling, producing all sorts of “what’s wrong with Tiger Woods?” articles.  The pundits are pontificating and theorizing, endlessly babbling about what Tiger is doing wrong or what’s wrong with him.  From Golf Channel’s Brandel Chamblee to Fox Sports’ Greg Norman to the every day six-pack hack golfers wearing their sleeveless shirts showing their barbed wire tattoos, everyone has their theories.

None of them are correct.

It’s All About Apparel Scripting

To the uneducated/inexperienced golf media member or golf spectator the solutions would lie in Tiger’s swing coach, practice routine, equipment, personal problems, etc.  But to my keen and experienced golf blogger eye, the reason for Tiger’s poor play is obvious: bad apparel scripting.

While we can’t be sure if it is one piece or the whole ensemble, the results don’t lie.  Something is rubbing, squeezing, chafing, blistering, or perhaps cutting off Tiger’s circulation.  Maybe his hat is too tight and it cutting off blood flow to his brain causing bad golf decision making?  Maybe the tighty whities are too tight?  Shoes might be causing blisters?  Maybe it is just the color schemes?  The white hat and black belt don’t match?  The socks aren’t moisture wicking enough?

Whether it is one of the issues above, all of them, or a combination of a few, something is going to have to change.  If Tiger, Nike, and Tiger’s “handlers” don’t adjust his apparel scripting soon, the 85 from last week’s Memorial Tournament could be the tip of the iceberg.

Golf Titanic.

Get Leonardo DiCaprio on the phone.


Tiger Woods’s Third Round 85 at the Memorial is the Worst Round in His Career

Written by: Tony Korologos | Saturday, June 6th, 2015
Categories: Pro GolfTiger Woods
Tiger Woods

Tiger Woods

There are SO many websites covering Tiger Woods 24/7/365 that I try to stay away from Tiger play by play and reporting PGA Tour news.  I can’t help myself this rainy evening.  Honestly, I don’t watch the PGA Tour that often.  It all starts to look the same after a while.  The last golf I actually watched on TV was the Masters Tournament.  I’d much rather play golf than watch it.  Even in person.

Instead of watching the Memorial 3rd round today, I was hiking in the beautiful mountains of Northern Utah, my back yard.  When I got home and powered up the MacBook Pro, I was flooded with the number 85 and news of Tiger Woods’s worst round in his professional career.  He chased down another one of Jack Nicklaus’s records.  Jack’s worst round as a pro was 85 as well.  The only difference is that Jack was 63 years old and playing the Masters.  Details details.

I have not heard or read of any post round commentary or interviews.  If and when I do I hope I don’t hear “it’s a process” and “I’m close.”  There are no health issues we know of.  No excuses.  It doesn’t matter if he can hit hundreds of perfect shots in a row on the practice range.  Anyone with a brain knows that whatever Woods is doing is not working, be it mental or physical.

After a decent spring I’ve reached the first bump in the road of my golf season (yawn).  I’ve shot my three worst rounds of the year in the last four or five rounds.  The worst of those is 85.  Those rounds have had me toying with the thought of quitting golf and doing something else more fun, like jabbing myself in the eyes with an ice pick.  I’m a hack amateur so that’s expected.  I can’t imagine what’s going on inside the cerebral cortex of Woods.  Imagine being what appeared to be the best player the game has ever seen and suddenly losing your game.

I lose my game, my swing, my scores 2-3 times per year.  It’s like clockwork.  I go from low-single-digit hack to mid-single digit hack and back over the season.  In the end it doesn’t matter at all.  But for Woods the psychology must be incredible.  The player who in years past could seemingly win tournaments by sheer confidence, has lost it.

What’s different between now and when Woods was dominating?  He was certainly younger.  39 isn’t a spring chicken in golf.   His body has broken down quite a bit.  The sick and sarcastic part of my mind can’t help thinking perhaps testosterone is the missing ingredient, if you know what I mean.

How To Succeed On The Greens; The Putting Green And The Green Felt

Written by: Site Sponsor | Saturday, June 6th, 2015
Categories: MiscellaneousTiger Woods

Rory McIloryIf you are an achiever by nature, just like golf stars and top poker players are, then it’s easy to understand why leading players like Rory McIlory get frustrated when their swing leaves them in the lurch, or why the game’s foremost putters such as Luke Donald, Phil Mickelson or Tiger Woods get upset when they don’t make the putt. Poker players, too, lose their cool when things don’t go their way. Just ask Phil Ivey and Brandon Adams.

The answer to the professionals’ lack of absolute top performance each time they step onto the links or touch the green felt can often be found in their emotional makeup; at the level that these gents compete, often only fractions divide them. All of them are talented individuals and on any given day it may be tough to predict the winner. Perseverance, a steely reserve and a never-say-die attitude often save the day.


An interesting observation is the “close” relationship that exists between golf and poker. The similarities are not to be denied; in both cases the player has to heavily rely on skill, temperament and – often – experience. That is not to say that newcomers can’t be successful (of course they often are). However, the experienced player just has so much more to draw from. All professional golfers and poker players have a competitive edge that spectators can only admire.

If you want to compete, you need to be tough mentally as well as physically. Nothing can be left to chance. When going for glory on the greens, all the top players have to be in great shape. They have to walk many miles over a four-day spell in the big tournaments, and the unfit will not be there to lift the trophy. The same can be said for poker players; many hours of concentration are necessary to come out on top. It is a fact that, like the masters of the greens, those who rule on the green felt follow a strict exercise routine, and often a proper diet.


Anyone who can read knows the name Tiger Woods. Apart from Jack Nicklaus he has won the most majors in golf (an amazing total of 14) and is a true modern day icon. He may well be the best golfer ever to have stepped onto the fairway and mesmerized us all with his abilities on the greens of the world’s greatest golf courses. Few in the history of the game have had The Tiger’s talent or shown his resilience. After a bad spell following marital problems, it seems that his game is on the up again and it is not at all impossible that he may win many more of golf’s big tournaments. Aside of his near perfect swing or putt, Tiger is also an avid poker and blackjack player. A regular at the casino tables of Las Vegas, Woods is reported to have started playing soon after graduating from university. At first he placed small bets; of course later, given his confidence in his own abilities, The Tiger stepped it up a notch and began betting like a seasoned champion. Tiger also hosts his own poker tournament every year.

Another one of golf’s great characters, John Daly is often spotted at the Las Vegas gambling tables. He himself estimates that he must have lost around $55 mill. John is honest: “I should say I regret it. But I did it, I move on from it. I had a lot of fun doing it…I love the action. I love the adrenaline going in there.” It seems the rush is what often pushes these stars to win, not only in front of admiring crowds at the 18th during exciting finishes and play-offs; no, also in the world’s casinos where sometimes the financial stakes can be high. To be one of the top golfers in the game, a definite competitive edge is not negotiable. The same is true in the poker, blackjack or billiard room.


Not only do golfers like the tables – the men from the gambling rooms often enjoy stepping out to tee off. A fine example is the highest-earning tournament player of all time, Daniel Negreanu who is an avid golfer and plays as regularly as time permits. In his own words: “I’m addicted.”  Daniel was one of almost 20 big poker stars to take part in the inaugural High Stakes Golf Tour event in 2007 which was organized by gambling legends Doyle Brunson and Dewey Tomko. Daniel has not let up and enjoys a day on the course with friends, other poker players or serious golfers.

Brunson, a naturally gifted athlete in his youth, started playing golf at 30 and it immediately became clear that he was a serious contender. Because of his competitive nature and belief in his own abilities, such as not folding under pressure (very important at the poker table) he often was a match for far more talented golfers.

Another well-known poker player often found on the golf course is Tom Schneider, twice winner of a WSOP bracelet. Tom loves the similarities between poker and golf because he believes there are betting opportunities on the golf course as there are on the green felt. Skills often applied in the poker room can easily be transferred to the fairway and greens. Because of its nature, as opposed to the ‘’fast’’ games, golf allows time to think between shots, just like one would do in the poker room. When it comes to planning and outsmarting the opponent, golf and poker go hand in hand for Tom.

Poker players and other gamblers tend to be very good at sensing stress in the body language or on the face of an opponent. Therefore they find it easier than most to capitalize on a situation and to take control whether they’re out on the golf course or in the poker room.

Not enough can be said about mental toughness when it comes to performance, endurance and showing verve. Not everybody with talent will hit the big time, either on the links or in the games room. Players with no financial support or sponsorships have to work so much harder to get to tournaments or to be allowed entry in top competitions; they very often have to pay their own way, airfare and hotel accommodation. Of course, once they make it, the choice of hotels and limousines seems to be just another of the perks.

Poker players’ fascination with golf has been well documented, and we know from social media that many of the world’s top golfers will never say no to a night on the green felt.

You Can Buy Tiger Woods’s Exact Driver, But Should You?

Written by: Tony Korologos | Monday, June 1st, 2015
Categories: BoneheadsGolfGolf EquipmentGolf GearTiger Woods
Nike Golf TW Vapor Speed Driver

Nike Golf TW Vapor Speed Driver – click to view larger version

Who do you trust more, fish oil salesmen, politicians, or golf marketing?  These “what’s in the bag?” articles and limited edition clubs setup like the pros are so funny to me.  Now you can buy a club custom fit to someone else, who has swing characteristics completely unlike yours!

The latest is a promotion by Nike Golf, where you can buy the exact driver Tiger Woods is using.  The Nike TW Vapor Speed is available for purchase today (June 1, 2015) and has the exact same specs as Tiger’s gamer driver.  What bonehead would want this club, other than perhaps a collector?  According to other marketing themes we as golfers should be getting a custom fit driver for our swings, right?  So buying Tiger’s driver would be idiotic to say the least, unless of course we have the exact same build, height, weight, swing speed, technique, swing plane, takeaway, release, tempo, launch angle, grip, head dip…. I could go on forever.

Before you make that big decision to buy a club nobody in the world could probably hit, take a look at some of these numbers below.  Tiger hasn’t played enough holes this season to qualify for the Tour stats apparently, since he isn’t even on the driving statistics listings on the Tour site for 2015.  I’ve done some analysis for you.

Driving Distance:  Tiger’s average driving distance right now is 297.1.  That would be good enough for 26th place at this point on Tour.

Driving Accuracy: Tiger’s driving accuracy is 50.71%.  That would put him at 199th on the PGA Tour in 2015.

Tiger has no ranking for total driving and it is not possible for me to calculate it.  By my guesses, it would be near or at the bottom of the entire PGA Tour’s list.


If you love Tiger Woods and have $399 to spend for a driver you probably can’t hit, this one is for you.



How Many Sleeves of Balls Did I Knock in the Water at TPC Sawgrass’s 17th Island Green?

Written by: Tony Korologos | Friday, May 8th, 2015
Categories: Golf CoursesPGA TourPro GolfTiger Woods

While everyone is enjoying this week’s THE PLAYERS (always spell THE PLAYERS in ALL CAPS, it is what they do) Championship, I thought perhaps I’d share a quick link to my experience playing TPC Sawgrass.  The highlight of the round was making birdie on the tough 14th.  The lowlight was… well, the par-3 17th island green, which kicked my ass.

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Why do my arms feel like rubber at this moment?

Here’s my full TPC Sawgrass Stadium Course review.

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