How Not To
I’m sure I’ll have many additions to this “How Not To” category. Here’s a prime example of How Not To dress on the golf course:
I really don’t recommend wearing “wife beater” shirts on the golf course. But if you do, make sure you have tattoos on your arms. The best tattoos I’ve found for this application are the ones which go around your biceps and look like barbed wire.
I’m really enjoying the new HOG “How Not To” category. I’ve got lots of material.
This photo was taken in Atlanta by yours truly the day after the Tuesday practice round at this year’s Masters. My best pal Al had been admiring some of the Georgia peache’s blue dresses in the gallery at the Masters so I snapped this grand finale for him.
This pic is yet another Georgia peach, showing us how not to wear a short blue dress (and carry the remainder of lunch as well).
Yes, this dude below could be a lesson on “how not to dress on the golf course,” but he’s got incorrect golf bag carrying nailed. Below are two images of how not to carry a golf bag. Please do NOT carry a golf bag like this. You’ll look like a bonehead.
I played 18 holes with this guy (pictured) today. It was very sunny all day.
The ENTIRE 4.5 hours, this dude’s sunglasses were on the back of his bald head and never over his eyes.
Maybe his sunglasses were protecting his cerebellum? Nothing worse than cerebellum burn.
After seeing two different boneheads during my round today, who were doing two different bonheaded things, I decided I need to add a new category. Yes I already have the very popular and entertaining “boneheads” category, but this concept is a bit different. Hundreds of golf sites have golf instruction and “how to” this and “how to” that. Nobody has a “How not to.” Coming up are my first two installments of “How Not To.”