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Follow Golf.com’s Tremendous U.S. Open Coverage of Rickie Fowler’s Girlfriend

Written by: Tony Korologos | Thursday, June 18th, 2015
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It’s one of the most amazing times of the year in golf.  It’s AMERICA’S CHAMPIONSHIP!  Every one of the world’s greatest players is in action, trying to capture a major championship at Chambers Bay, a course which has been a huge topic of discussion.  There are SO many great storylines and things to cover, yet Golf.com is covering “hot wives and gilrfriends.”

Hat's off to Golf.com for their fantastic U.S. Open coverage

Hat’s off to Golf.com for their fantastic U.S. Open coverage

This is truly mindblowing.  I’m sorry but this is downright stupid.  I can’t get over the fact that it is US OPEN WEEK, but they have to post is drivel.

It’s not just mindblowing, it is sad.  I guess this link bait is how they keep the lights on through drive-by T&A gawkers?  If that’s the case they should just hang it up, or go full TMZ.


If You Do This, You Are a Douche

Written by: Tony Korologos | Wednesday, June 17th, 2015
Categories: BoneheadsGolf

You know what’s great about having a blog?  Being able to write whatever words I want.  Today’s word is douche.  The photo below is a perfect representation of what a douche does on the golf course.

Douche

Douche

I’m guessing this is the same guy that turned around yelled a bunch of F-bombs back at us when we yelled ahead, asking him to take less that 27 minutes reading one putt…

DOUCHE


Finally U.S. Open Week is Here, Most Importantly APPAREL SCRIPTS!!! GOODIE GOODIE GUMDROPS!

Written by: Tony Korologos | Monday, June 15th, 2015
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That has to be the best title I’ve ever written.  Journalistic genius that only the top male golf blogger in the world could produce (more on that ranking later…).

Yes, it is U.S. Open week.  Finally!  Will Jordan Spieth win?  Rory McIlory?  Will Tiger Woods make the cut?

WHO CARES about that trivial stuff?  The BEST part of U.S. Open week is the apparel scripts! It’s the time when golf PR sends out useless promotional drivel and lazy brown-nosing “journalists” repost it hoping to get some free swag, rather than working to create their own original content!

I didn’t sleep a wink last night in anticipation of all the great apparel scripts!

For a new HOG feature this year, I’m going to analyze and grade some scripts!  Let’s start with Rory McIlory:

Rory McIlory

No underwear?  #fail

ONE shirt?  One pant?  No underwear? #fail

Rory McIlory will have a tough time winning the U.S. Open with the above apparel script. By the fourth day that one shirt and one pair of pants are going to be pretty icky. Maybe he will have them cleaned between each round? And how is he supposed to compete with no underwear or socks? Chafe city.

Finally, how could he hit any good golf shots at all in a shirt which only has one arm? And oddly, if outerwear is needed that too only has one arm but the opposite one the shirt has! WTF?

#FAIL

Tiger Woods

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Tiger’s pant scripter predicts a missed cut!

Tiger Woods’s apparel script above is a little more complete than Rory’s.  At least he has two pairs of pants to wear this week.  Does the pant scripter think Tiger is going to miss the cut?

Once again it is chafe city with no underwear or socks.  Wait… no shoes either?  As violent as Tiger’s swing can be sometimes I doubt he will have good footing or power with no shoes.

Tiger’s right shoulder is going to be much more tan than his left, as none of these shirts have right arms.

#FAIL

Rickie Fowler

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I like how Rickie Fowler’s apparel scripts have been moving away from the “traffic cone” look to something a little more subdued.

In this script the very popular one-arm look is in action.  No socks.  No underwear.  Free-balling it.

I’m confused by the three pairs of pants.  Did they forget one?  Is Rickie going to wear one of the three a second time, if he makes the cut?  I suggest the red ones with the blue and orange shirt.

#FAIL

Keegan Bradley

I tried to look at Keegan Bradley’s apparel script by Travis Mathew.  The formatting of the website made me so dizzy I had to leave.

#FAIL

Jason Day (and Sergio Garcia, and Dustin Johnson)

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“Jason, try to look interested…”

I have to hand it to adidas.  They are the only apparel script I’ve seen that gives their players both arms of the shirt.  Can’t tell if Jason Day is wearing any underwear or socks.

No need to post Sergio Garcia’s or Dustin Johnson’s.  They pretty much look the same.

#FAIL

Tony Korologos

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My apparel script above has everything I’ll need for the U.S. Open at Chambers Bay:  shirts with two arms, soiled underwear, dirty socks, shoes (under the pile)… it’s all there.

I realize Puma and adidas and Nike will probably steal some of these script ideas for the upcoming PGA Championship and Open Championship apparel scripting.   That’s fine.  Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

#WINNER

 


Exclusive Photos: Not of Anna Rawson But of the New Parsons Xtreme PXG 03119302394320958.87 Niner Bravo Irons

Written by: Tony Korologos | Thursday, June 11th, 2015
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I apologize for not posting a photo of Anna Rawson here.

I just posted the news of the new golf company founded by GoDaddy’s Bob Parsons (no he’s not related to the Alan Parsons Project) called Parsons Xtreme Golf.  They are using Anna Rawson as a spokeswoman for their $2,400 irons ($300 per individual iron).  Those irons are the PXG 0311 irons.

PXG 03119302394320958.87 Niner Bravo

Crack HOG insiders have found a prototype image of the next model Parsons Iron, the PXG 03119302394320958.87 Niner Bravo.  Check it out below.  Even more weighting technology.

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PXG 03119302394320958.87 Niner Bravo – 37 Niner Bravo Weight Technology

This iron uses a new patent-pending PXG 37 Niner Bravo movable weight technology, taking advantage of 37 precisely placed weights on the club. This allows the golfer to fine tune loft, lie, swing weight, launch angle, oxygen level, gravitational pull, altitude density, wind speed, air speed, ground speed, ball speed, club head speed, launch angle spin speed level 12, and 887 other swing characteristics.

Look for Anna Rawson in a bikini or some kind of thong, with this club in her hands, soon.


Parsons Xtreme Golf to sell $2,400 Irons via Anna Rawson’s, um… Personality

Written by: Tony Korologos | Thursday, June 11th, 2015
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Is it cold in here?

Anna Rawson to help sell $2,400 irons... $300 per iron

Anna Rawson to help sell $2,400 irons… $300 per iron.  Take a check?

A new golf company founded by Bob Parsons will be soon selling $2,400 sets of irons, or $300 per individual iron. What makes Parsons Xtreme Golf’s irons so good? Perhaps the 483 movable weights per club… And how does Mr. Parsons, the guy behind GoDaddy.com sell such expensive clubs?  The oldest way in the marketing book, with a sexy female spokeswoman.

Anna Rawson

I met Anna Rawson a few years ago. She wasn’t dressed quite the photo above unfortunately.  It was darn cold here in Utah when she was playing GOLF in an event here. Yes, this former GoDaddy girl actually does play golf.  She was very nice and a pleasure to gawk at… I mean…. talk to.  She really was very nice.

“From tee to green, you’ve never played like this before. With just one swing you can feel and see that PXG clubs are unlike anything else—and you can bet that our marketing is going to make some noise and shake up the industry too.” ~Bob Parsons

Well, I’m not sure Anna Rawson can shake up the golf industry any more than she has already.  It’s not like we haven’t seen her before.  Will these clubs be THAT good?  I may never know. I doubt I’ll ever get a sample of them to demo because I’m about to poke some serious fun at show their next model iron, the PXG 03119302394320958.87 Niner Bravo.  Stay tuned for that.

Oh yeah, here’s the actual golf club.  I realize with Anna’s photo up above the average joe (or jane depending on your orientation) could probably care less…

Parsons Xtreme Golf PXG 0311 Iron

Parsons Xtreme Golf PXG 0311 Iron

The marketing/branding/web image PXG golf is presenting looks like it is done by the same ones who do the My Golf Spy site.

 


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