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On the Eve of the PGA Championship Golf.com Offers Up Keegan Bradley’s Busty Girlfriend

Written by: Tony Korologos | Friday, August 7th, 2015
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The fourth major championship is upon us! It’s one of the greatest events in golf, the PGA Championship. Rory McIlory appears to be on the way, Jordan Spieth is vying for a 3rd major in a year, Tiger Woods “might” be on the comeback, Whistling Straits is a fantastic venue. So many great golf stories to choose from.

Good for golf? Probably not.  Good for hits and clickbait?  Absolutely

Good for golf? Probably not. Good for hits and clickbait? Absolutely

So what does Golf.com choose to offer its readers on the eve of this smorgasboard of great golf stories and angles?  What brilliant journalistic excellence does this great golf media outlet grace its intelligent, discerning, classy readers with?

Boobs.


Hope This Doesn’t Happen to You This Weekend

Written by: Tony Korologos | Friday, August 7th, 2015
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Golfers Are… Not Liked. Just Ask Google

Written by: Tony Korologos | Wednesday, August 5th, 2015
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If you’d like some mild entertainment, type in the words “golfers are” into Google’s search and see what Google autocompletes for you.

Golfers are...

Google’s autocomplete is simply producing the most popular searches, showing that the general public does not think too highly of us golfers.

Credit to Twitter user @TwoInchesShort for this sadly entertaining find.


Golf.com Says Old Course is Too Short for Championship Golf? Maybe They Should Focus on Their T&A Photos.

Written by: Tony Korologos | Friday, July 24th, 2015
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For the first time in my entire life, I read an Alan Shipnuck article at golf.com.  The only content I’ve seen on that website previously featured Rickie Fowler’s girlfriend and Holly Saunders, so I was surprised to see an article about golf.

Alan Shipnuck’s “Heros and Zeros” article about the Open Championship was a zero.

The facts are that golf.com posts more skank T&A click bait than golf.  Maybe they should stick with their strengths?

The facts are that golf.com posts more click bait T&A photos than golf articles…

Shipnuck calls the Old Course a zero, right after listing it a hero in the previous paragraph:

“The Old Course. Sad to say, it has gotten much too short to provide a true championship test. The long hitters can reach both par-5s and up to four par-4s, and even medium-length players have flip wedges into half the holes. Speeding up the greens clearly isn’t the answer, as wind delays in the last three Opens have shown. It’s not the course’s fault the R&A has let equipment for the pros get out of control, but the Old Course is the saddest casualty.”

The Old Course is too short to provide championship golf?  I disagree.  Did it not expose the player who had the best all around game, short, long and with the putter?  That player was most definitely Zach Johnson.  Look at the leader board.  Look at the players who were in the top 5-10.  It’s a reflection of the best golfers in the world sans a couple who weren’t there in the final round because of injury (Rory McIlory) or not knowing/liking links golf (Bubba Watson).  Many of the world’s top 15-20 players floated to the top of the leader board by the end of the tournament.  The drama was high.  The finish was very exciting.  It was great championship golf on the world’s greatest golf stage.

I listened to the broadcasts and read the whining about how the course is too short and the bombers will eat it up all week, as Dustin Johnson held the lead for the first two rounds.  Where did Dustin finish?  Oh, tied for 49th.  Where did Bubba Watson finish?  Missed cut.  How about Gary Woodland?  Tied for 58th.  The one bomber who was in the hunt was Jason Day, who also happens to have a great iron and short game and a knack for finishing in 2nd in majors.

If anything the stats show that the Old Course defends long driving well, and rewards accurate shotmaking and course management.  Winner Zach Johnson hit 94% of his fairways.

Think about some of the shots the players were hitting.  I remember playing the par-3 8th and hitting 8-iron and 9-iron.  Some players were hitting 6-iron because of the conditions.  One hole a player might hit a 330 yard drive but on the next hit a 150 yard 6-iron.  The course required the players to think, manage, execute, avoid hazards, and putt well.  The player who did all those things the best won.

What IS Championship Golf?

Maybe Shipnuck’s criteria for “championship golf” is the scores must be at or near even-par like a U.S. Open?  Phooey.  The Open winner finished at -15.  If you recall, Jordan Spieth was at -19 in this year’s Masters Tournament with one hole left to play.  With a large lead of five strokes, he safely won the tournament with an easy bogey on the 72nd hole to finish at -18.  -18 eh?  Does that mean Augusta National Golf Club isn’t a championship course either?

Conclusion

Golf.com should stick with its strengths, posting T&A photos of the “most beautiful women in golf.”

 


Gross Match Round One – One and Done

Written by: Tony Korologos | Thursday, June 18th, 2015
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Bonneville Golf Course Aerial Photo by Tony Korologos

Bonneville Golf Course – Aerial Photo by Tony Korologos

While I was playing a gross match in my men’s league Tiger shot 80 at the U.S. Open.  I beat him by five shots today… Yes yes I’ll surely catch grief about how the courses we played are different.  That is true.  Tiger played a par-70 course and I played a par-72 course… 🙂

In all seriousness I have but a few comments about my gross match, which I lost.  I don’t feel bad really.  I was killing the ball today.  Between the super hot conditions and hitting it pure, I was bombing shots way over the green.  One uphill shot of 112 I hit my sand wedge 30 yards long, and no I didn’t blade it.  On one hole I was 260 out and hit a hybrid over the universe. It must have gone 290.

The match today was between two players of almost exact same handicaps, so it should have been tight and it was.  My crappy short game was to blame for losing a couple of holes and not winning a couple of others, but I still managed a 75.   My opponent somehow did a Houdini impersonation, making pars from situations I would have guaranteed I’d make bogey.

The match was never more than one-up or one-down for the two of us all day, and the last four holes were all square.  On the final hole I pulled my approach from 109 to a hillside left of the green, short-sided.  I’m not sure even Phil Mickelson could have saved par from there, and I certainly did not.  My opponent had an easy two-putt to win the match on the 18th hole.

I could be mad but I’m not.  My achilles heel, short game, was the reason I didn’t win.  Until I fix that, this is about as good as it is going to be.

Hitting those solid shots felt good, despite the loss.


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