2016 Masters Tournament Dead Apparel Scripts – Gone But Not Forgotten

Written by: Tony Korologos | Friday, April 8th, 2016
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The cut has come at the 2016 Masters Tournament.  Below are the apparel scripts which didn’t make the cut.  Sadly these apparel choices cost their players a chance at the ultimate piece of apparel, the green jacket.  All the man-hours golf PR put into contriving these apparel scripts, designing them graphically, and pumping them out to all the blogs and golf sites who eat up this spoon-fed content they don’t have to write themselves, is sadly wasted.

This is a tribute to those fine apparel scripts who won’t see the light of day this weekend at the Masters.  We don’t want them to be forgotten.  We love them.

No flat bills on the weekend. The traffic cone will be missed.

The Schwartzel was not with Charl this week…

Who? I don’t know either… But he has a scripter

I can’t remember who this script belongs to… Don’t care enough to look it up.

This is a complex situation, because some of the shoes were meant for the weekend which were used Thursday and Friday

Where do apparel scripts go after they die? Do they get recycled into the next “scriptable” event? Are they donated to charity (hope so). Are they destroyed, never to be used again?

I feel bad for these poor lost scripts. They’re like lost drunken souls who no longer know who they are and no longer care. Offer them a drink.


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