Stupid Press Questions – Tiger Woods Edition

Just before hitting the road for home today I watched a bit of the Tiger Woods presser on Golf Channel, from Doral and the WGC Cadillac Championship.

I wonder how long some of the scribes work on their questions or even think about what they are saying sometimes. For instance, this great one today:

Scribe

“Tiger, are you on track for the Masters?”

Woods

“Absolutely.”

Um, what answer would one suspect Tiger would give? Here’s an alternative:

 

Scribe

“Tiger, are you on track for the Masters?”

Woods

“Actually I’m glad you asked. I have no confidence in my game at all, especially after shooting a 62 in last Sunday’s final round. I’m announcing today that rather than embarrassing myself at Augusta, I’ve decided to decline my invitation to the Masters..”

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