People Magazine and some other “sources” are reporting that Tiger Woods’ yacht “Privacy” has left port from North Palm Beach and is headed for the Bahamas after being loaded with supplies from Costco.
And Costco? Damn. I wish they would have told me so I could ask them to pick me up a five pound block of Feta cheese, a one gallon jar of Kalamata olives and a container of 24 rolls of toilet paper. I just hope for their sake they didn’t buy any Kirkland organic peanut butter. That stuff sucks!