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4th Annual HOG Turkey Awards!

Written by: Tony Korologos | Date: Wednesday, November 26th, 2008
Categories: BoneheadsGolf MediaGolf VideosLPGA TourMiscellaneousPGA TourSite NewsTiger Woods

It is that time of year again.  One of the most anticipated web events on this, or many other planets is upon us.  The golden turkey trophy has been engraved. IT IS TIME.

4TH ANNUAL HOG TURKEY AWARDS

10. Michelle Wie fails to sign her scorecard at the State Farm Classic.  She may have made enough dough to earn her LPGA Tour card had she not been DQ’d. DOH!

9. Michelle Wie attempts to play against the men, after saying she wouldn’t do it.  Then she finishes in 118th place. Well done!

8. Ian Poulter WD’s from the Singapore Open because his driver was stolen.

7. The USGA fails in an attempt to jump on the blogwagon.  Last update there January 2, 2008.

6. The LPGA loses sponsors and tournaments.  They also try to institute and English only policy.  DOH!

5. The FedEx Cup is once again not all that exciting.  Vijay wins it with little fanfare. There’s a terrible loophole in which this year’s winner of the British & the PGA (Padraig Harrington) doesn’t get to play in the TOUR Championship.  WTF? That ain’t right.

4. “Cut” and “money” confusion on the PGA Tour.  Players could confusingly make money but not make the cut, though they get credit for making a cut, but they couldn’t play the weekend despite being credited for making the cut, which they make money in without making the cut which they got credit for like um yeah…  Huh?

3. Kelly Tilghman gets a turkey leg for the now world famous “Tiger lynching” comments. She had to take two weeks off and apologize to the man.  The politically correct crowd blows a gasket.

2. The entire field of the US OPEN has to share a turkey leg. None of them, as healthy as they were, could beat a man (Tiger Woods) who had a blown ACL and two fractures in his leg. WEAK!

And the winner is….

….drum roll

John Daly Drunk Hooters North Carolina Jail1. BIG JOHN DALY. JD wins the Turkey of the Year in a landslide for a blockbuster 2008. JD’s list of turkey like antics include:

~Saying he’s getting serious with his game.
~Blowing his new relationship with coach Butch Harmon.
~Having Tampa Bay Buccaneers coach Jon Gruden caddy for him after a 2.5 hour rain delay beer fest in the Hooters tent.
~Showing his incredible physique by doing a shirtless and shoeless interview on the course.

And last but not least…

~The now famous “jailed for passing out drunk at a Hooters” incident.

 

john daly no shirtjohn daly no shirt
My apologies for those who may be looking at these images after Thanksgiving dinner…
For more good year end lunkhead awards, check out Jay’s Jazzy Awards.
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