I got the funniest myspace message today.

“My name is Summer. I am the new Director of Marketing for The Weekenders Golf Tour. I would like to thank you in advance for all of your support. Although, I regret to announce that our legal team has informed us that we may no longer accept advertisements on our MySpace page from anyone who is not a sponsor. I apologize for any inconvenience this may cause you. I hope that we will continue to work together in the future. Have a great day and a better tomorrow.”

So am I to interpret that Summer (pardon me, her “legal team”) is saying she wants me to “pay” to post a comment on her myspace page? Wow. Plain wow. And I thought my “no strippers” myspace policy was strict.

Well I hope they take PayPal ’cause I’m just dyin’ to pony up some cash from the last set of clubs I sold on ebay. I can’t wait to pay to have my comment appear right between the plastic fantastic stripper hotties and the gangsta rappas. LOL! ROFL!

Oh, one more thing..