Here are a few funny quotes from Charles Barkley last night at the Team Challenge VIP dinner.

“They won’t let me play (golf) ’cause they say I suck too bad.”

“I saw Clyde and Kenny today and I’m not expecting much on the golf course.”

“We deserve some type of advantage against those hockey players. The shorter you are the easier it is to play golf. Hockey players are much better in golf than the rest of us big studly men.”

“Please be careful as you drink and drive ’cause that’s a very dangerous thing. You know they got a bunch of old people up here (in Palm Springs) so you have to factor that in when you’re drinkin’ and driving.”

“It flat out sucks to be in a casino and not gamble. I thought I was going to break out in a rash last night. I can’t gamble for four years so its really gonna suck the next four years of my life. I guess there’s going to be a lot of money for my family to fight over when I keel over one day.”