I sat down tonight to watch the rebroadcast of today’s round at Riviera from the Northern Trust Open. Despite there being no Tiger Woods, I’m enjoying watching Phil Mickelson, John Daly and a bunch of other great PGA Tour pros.
I’m in the middle of dinner, a burrito and a chianti. Don’t knock it until you try it. I suddenly started to feel sick to my stomach. I almost had a gag reflex or some sort of convulsion and nausea.
After a few seconds I finally figured out the source of my sudden illness. Tiger Golf Channel (a.k.a. The Golf Channel) had Kenny G playing their theme music on his kazoo. The reason for my nausea was because I thought I was in an elevator. I almost lost my dinner and my chianti, which would have been a shame.
Does ANYONE out there actually like Kenny G? I’ve never met one person who does. And what does the “G” stand for? I’m guessing “gag.”