Here’s a funny email I got from someone:

“I’ve spent a lot of time at your Hooked On Golf website and I think your golf apparel is perfect for our stores. I especially like your Sassy Swings Golf Gloves. We work hand in hand with the largest stores in the country, plus thousands of small to medium sized specialty businesses stretched across the U.S.. If you want the opportunity to sell your products through major retailers like Sears, Macys, Nordstrom, JC Penney, Target, Big 5, Sport Chalet, SportsMart, QVC, HSN, etc … plus the other 51005 gift stores, 15643 sporting goods stores, 11329 men’s clothing stores, 39089 women’s clothing stores, 4234 golf stores, & over 24000 mail-order catalogs … check us out at….”

My reply:

Thanks for the email. But if you REALLY spent a lot of time on HOG, you’d realize I don’t make or sell apparel.